Of Obnoxious People …

Jesus! I can’t begin to express my annoyance! If you want to be obnoxious, do so in your private time. Please also do so, away from people. Nobody enjoys these bad habits! Even your own brain should tell you that whatever you think you are doing is insane! Don’t gross people out!

I can’t even believe that you are so comfortable making a fool out of yourself in the presence of so many people. I mean, and you wonder why people hate you? Really? No one likes gross. Don’t be fooled. Gross is just, gross!

You know, I think if you have something that people don’t appreciate. Change it. That is, if it is gross. If it is not gross, then it means that you are in the wrong crowd.

Don’t assume something is not gross because you think so. People around you will tell you somehow. Their actions will betray how good or bad your actions are. Be attentive.

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And don’t justify yourself. Be honest with yourself. Find out what is wrong and correct it.

The best thing about truth is that it sets you free. You feel because you just have to. Even the critics, like me, will respect that your actions are a wonder.

Never ask why you are so hated when you are so obnoxious. Stop with the obnoxious muse and begin to feel the warmth of people around you. Feel cold if you are alone because of your bad habits. Don’t ask why! And no! You are no wolf!

But, if you feel okay being obnoxious, remember that you will pay for it at one time. And, you will pay dearly. That’s given.

I think some things are obvious. Feel free to enhance the list!

Some Obnoxious Habits Include:

Spitting

Sorry to say, this habit is very rampant in some parts of this country. I hear there are restaurants that even advise people not to spit in the sinks. Surely!

What is wrong with you? Do you have too much saliva you don’t know what to do with it? Your salivary glands are overworking? Or is it a crisis of some sort?

Or do you have a relationship with your saliva that you have to see it? And who told you that other people have to see it too? Who also told you that other people enjoy it when you strain to display it?

Shame on you! You are not getting a root canal at a dentist lab! He has an office! You don’t see him do procedures there. If he does, that’s a quack! Run!

 One word, Gross!

Of Boogers

I can’t begin to imagine that some people eat (no offense) their own boogers! Yuck! How hungry are you for boogers? Even if your mother or guardian or whoever raised you didn’t teach you good manners, this happens to be a no-brainer! Even animals cannot do this! Some display their sticky fingers for all to see! How do you do that and then go ahead and plaster your biological things on other people’s belongings, anything around you or wherever? Are you nuts? Like, really nuts?

You may think that the habit is harmless but, it is really not. It is a bad habit! You need to unlearn it!  Removing those things with your bare hands is a grave offense!  Even when eating them doesn’t cross your mind. It is a bad habit that needs urgent attention.

You don’t care about the public? You don’t care what people say? Guess what? One fine day, you and your boogers will be gone. Smoke through a keyhole? Nah! That exit is too slow!

Just imagine what a pleasure it will be to hang out with a booger-free you! And even if they are there (of course they will be because you produce more mucus than you think) let them stay inside the nasal canal. If you want to remove them, use a handkerchief and do so in private.

Not everybody will bear with your cluttered nose!

Next time, you will remove boogers during dinner, important functions and when you shouldn’t!

You can let go of bad habits if you want.

If you know what boogers are and you still poke your fingers in there where you feel them, you probably needed no nose!

Your fingers will never fit in your nose! Why are you trying so hard to shove them up there?

Your boogers need space from your fingers!

Clipping Nails in Public

By the way, that big toe you like should be a personal affair!  Your spouse can paint your toes or fingers or teeth! That’s okay. Just do it at home and spare people the unwanted PDA.

And those nails should be taken to a professional once in a while! You can also keep your toes in your shoes. It works! Yeah, your pedicurist won’t tell you anything because he or she needs you to pay up. Why insult a paying customer? This should be their motto not the fine signs they put up for you to be beguiled easily.

By the way, fingers and their nails look good most times. They are well taken care of most times. It is always about maintenance, anyway. Toes, on the other hand! Horrific would be an understatement!

I don’t know what to say when the person next to you is noisily clipping their claws and the aftermath is landing on your lap, face, everywhere you call yours!

Some even makes it to the nearby neighbor minding his or her own business! Oh! They are never sorry!

I swear try that with me!

I almost forgot the smell in between toes! It is not athlete’s foot! You are just unhygienic! Period!

Who needs to inhale a bad smell form your toes? Keep it together! Jesus!

People are crazy! And, I mean the bad type of crazy! For real!

Cooking with Exposed Hair

Ever wonder why it is a crime to cook with exposed hair? Have you ever eaten a meal and found a strand of hair on it? I know, we don’t do it. Hell, I don’t do it. I guess I left that job to chefs and other cooks in the Kitchens. It is not gross when you are at home, but, for the public, you have to put on a cap.

Why is the public treated so well and our families are not? They are not lesser beings. They deserve the best treatment. Then only, can we give our all to strangers.

Of course, I am talking of treating your family well and not being obnoxious and expect them to treat you well. Don’t ever complain if you get what you deserve!

I think this habit should be implanted into our home kitchens. It prevents hair from entering the food when it is being prepared and cooked.

Hair is not edible and we are not in a forest in the medieval times! (Note to self!)

Not Flashing the Loo

Who are you? Do you enjoy it when other people see your s**t? Are you comfortable with yourself? Maybe nobody will tell you but, your shit is gross, it smells bad and nobody wants to flash it. Even your doctor won’t appreciate it, even if he is hardcore into poop! He doesn’t need to know it is yours. Trust me.

Recently, someone told me that he felt that his dignity had been lowered when a certain laboratory asked him for a stool sample. This made me laugh! It is funny but true!

Oh, I was saying, …

He or she is just tolerant. The one holding your rectal reject!

Hello? Why are public toilets feared? Even hospital toilets are public and they are gross!

Maintained toilets are less feared. They are not that gross but nobody will visit a dirty loo in their right mind. Unless, nature calls loudly and it becomes unbearable to ignore nature and you are out of options (if there exists such a bad excuse)!

If cow poop (the infected one) stinks so bad in the lab, what of man c**p.  Why do you think these people in the lab wear gloves and face masks? You have to be protected from that bad smell. You also don’t need infections originating from strange poop! If you work in a lab that loves economy, then, ask your boss to be more lenient on smells. You don’t have to tolerate that smell. You can faint doing your work! I don’t care how well you think you earn there!

I don’t know a lab that doesn’t efficiently use gloves. If there is, s**t just got real!

If you feel the need to take a dump, consider other people. These people are not there for you to take advantage of. They are there because a higher power placed them there. You don’t know God’s reasons for having them there. He alone can toy with them. And, guess what? He doesn’t!

So, next time you display your mess, remember that nobody will miss that!

Flash your poop. No one wants to see it!

One word, Gross!

Mucus Somewhere in or around your Throat (Inner side)

 I can’t find the right words to describe this. How annoying! I don’t care if your grandpa, grandma or siblings do it. It is just gross! It is loud and annoying! Are you that hungry you’d rather eat your own mucus? Even toddlers don’t do that. What is wrong with you?

If you see someone doing this when you are around, that someone doesn’t care about you, he’s trying to get rid of you or he’s just obnoxious (for lack of words to describe this situation). Run away! He’s/ she’s not worth your company. If however you don’t mind it, by all means, stay there forever!

Enjoy the grossness!

I know everyone has weaknesses but, not everyone is gross. If your weakness is gross, get rid of it. People are much better off without some grossness.

Let people breathe easy. They will respect you for that.

If respect means nothing to you, suit yourself. Maybe one day, you’ll learn and the lesson will stick.

Smelly Socks or Feet

Bowling! I can’t begin to express my annoyance at the lack of maintenance of bowling shoes! If you are not so lucky as to get a smelly pair, carry a pair of fresh socks and a can of Lysol!

So, you have an infection? And, why have you not seen the doctor? You know, the doctor can help you cope well with other people. Your condition is treatable, trust me. You do not have to gross people out with funny smells.

If you lack good hygiene, then it is on you!

We can understand an infection. Anybody would. We can’t understand poor hygiene.

I know someone who wears open shoes because you will run away if you stay next to him with closed shoes. His feet can’t breathe. He will have to enable them to have some air. And, sooner than you think, you won’t be able to breathe!

Of course there is oxygen. And, a lot of it. But something makes the oxygen poisonous!

You wanna talk poison? This is real poison!

Yes, people will tolerate you when you go into their homes smelling so bad, but they will never forget how you made them feel. There is a song that says “fungeni mlango, anakuja!”(Translation: Close the door, he or she is coming!).  Not that I like the song. It doesn’t fit in my taste list. This song describes a loose person and how people didn’t like it when he or she was around. I guess the person’s bad habits preceded his character! You know, that person brought the attention to himself! Not all attention is good.

Why are people hiding? Because of the bad record!

This is just a tip of the iceberg. There should be songs about every obnoxious habit. I won’t be sorry I play them loud!

Public Flossing

Ever smelt floss? It stinks! Even with the flavors put on the weird string! Of course, the cleaner, or doctor, or nurse or whoever does your hygiene routine will bear with it. It is so smelly. The things in between your teeth!  I think every fluid in the body smells when exposed to air. It doesn’t stink when it is in the body.

When you floss your teeth in public, you are not being considerate of others. You are just being gross!

Why can’t you floss in private? Did you ever think of others? It is good you want to be clean but, clean yourself in private.

Not everyone is a dentist!

I bet even the dentist won’t like it.

Wanking

Shame on you if you are this gross! How do you do this when there are other people around? Do whatever you are doing in private. Don’t excuse yourself in the name of horny. Nobody wants to see your whatever (I know the name. I don’t want to write it). You were alone, remember? There is a very stupid movie called “The Dictator”. It took years to make it in the list of movies made. I think whoever made it was crazy and stupid!

Yeah … I feel bad I’ve just written that (I can’t get a better name) but, someone had to. That someone is me.

Aladeen is just sick! But, then again, I think people like sick!

Removing Wax with Something Other Than an Ear bud

I have never understood why any package of ear buds says that you should never insert into the ear canal. I think that’s just funny.

It is funny considering the things people insert into the ear canals. Ballpoint pen lids, sticks (including toothpicks, matchsticks e.t.c.), and anything you can think of. One day, stones will make the list!

I’d rather you stay with your wax than be primitive enough to remove it with anything that can fit into your ear canal.

Seriously, use ear buds.

And by the way, if you could afford that internet connection so as to be able to read this post, you can afford ear buds!

Imagine they’re that cheap!

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So, try and cope well with people. Remember, your actions define you …

I have used public transport and one aspect that I would do better without is the aspect of gross hygiene. I once sat near a gentleman who told a smelly person to open the window. I almost laughed! That person stunk!

It is relieving to note that I wasn’t the only one offended.

If enough people voice their opinions about him, he’d have been told to alight. But, people just kept quiet. We paid for that silence!

So decide what you want: silence or the smell. Make an informed choice. These two don’t co-exist!

Somebody once told me that a person was forced to alight from a vehicle (public, of course) because he stank.

My question is, if you think you can get away with stink, why not use your own vehicle and go alone. Also, clean the car. And also deal with machines. They don’t mind the smell!

The cab driver is also human. He doesn’t need you to stink up his cab to make a living.

You know, cleanliness is next to Godliness.

By the way, have you noticed something concerning this post? Every gross habit has a biological something!

Biology is just gross and also worth it! Leave it to those who can deal with it. But, don’t say you weren’t told!

If you don’t do gross, don’t work in a hospital. Unless you deal with the machinery or paperwork or drugs. That’s very okay.

Don’t do laundry, don’t clean, and don’t try anything that puts your health in jeopardy. Your bravery might just be your ticket to hell! I can’t guarantee your journey back from hell. You may just prefer to stay there because of the horrors that await you!

Anyway, not all bad habits are as a result of biology.

But, you should know that biological fluids can really be gross!

I mean it.

The nurses, have a gift of tolerating sick people. Hands down, they are gifted. The not so gifted, run away or make very bad nurses! It is okay, find your niche.

Well, not all caregivers are gifted. Some have no calling. They are just there for the benefits. But, life tends to separate the gifted from the not so gifted. That’s just the way it is. It is not my doing!

I think I should write more about these bad habits.

Some habits are just terrible!

The best thing is, if you can, tell that person to live very far away from you.  If you work with them, good luck to you! It goes without saying that, the further away you are from such people, the better you will feel.  You will breathe easier too.

If you can’t, find a therapist! You will need help!

Your actions define you.

Obnoxious people wanted to be obnoxious in the first place. I think they deserve to enjoy the fruits of their obnoxious labor!

Anyway, I am not making fun of the sick.

I get it.

This post doesn’t have a picture depicting obnoxiety anywhere! If it has, why should I bother uploading it?

I think that’s a good sign!