Food

Sometimes my mind is blank. I do not want to sound cliché so I won’t write that I had something for breakfast, took a bath blah blah … the usual routine … but I don’t mind writing about something unusual … like food!

Maybe I’ll write about healthy living … who knows!!! By the way it is good, just hard to live with such rules when junk is your lifeline. When your body wants healthy, it becomes very easy. But in the end, junk food is not good for you. Although since it is no detox, I’d recommend you break rules once in a while. This is no prison.

By the way, I’m a bad eater unless the food is tasty, junk or I’m very hungry. Although, I may eat strange food pretty well. I don’t mind strange, but if it tastes funny, I won’t pretend to enjoy it. I won’t take another bite. I’ve heard people eat rat, dog, cat and snail. I’ve not exhausted the weird list.  

My question is: How did you get those poor creatures dead?

Or you poisoned them? And you didn’t think the poison would harm you?

How did you even cook with a straight face?

 Why such a meal?

You want to be that unique?

Or, you are simply delirious and insane?

How tragic!!!

Make no mistake. If you do that when I’m around, I won’t spare you. You’ll not use my utensils! No way!

Culture or no culture, that’s just creepy!

Don’t serve me those things. But, by all means, do your thing. If you kill my pet, I'll take you to court. I won't forgive you either! I won't understand anything.

Obesity and other diet-induced diseases belong to those who attach value to junk. This is just sad. It reflects on the poor choices we have but sometimes we have no option especially when work or something important beckons. But if it belongs in the weird list, overcome the hunger!

There are many things that can make people obese. Like drugs. I know that now.

I have realized that “most” defines a wider population. No wonder bad things are so popular!!! I’m not saying my choices are good. Some are just out of this world! If I tell you, you won’t live to see another day.

I remember after a certain in-vitro drug I had to eat to get rid of the funny taste in my mouth. Well, the back of the throat. Yoghurt was as useless as any other snack. Healthy as it is. Although you just can’t discredit chocolate for me. I used to wonder when I would recover so that I go back to chocolate! Yes, that’s right. Chocolate!

I can’t believe I’d give away all my chocolate when I was sick! If you are reading this and you ate my chocolate this year, I want it back!

I had to eat tasty food, so I was told. That drug was no joke. Bad is an understatement.

At the end of the day, no food came to my rescue. There was even time to relax and be watched lest the drug harms you.

However healthy or junky the food was, I had to feel the bad taste. It originated from the blood so nothing not in the blood would have sufficed then.

But this was because I had to absorb a three-day drug over the course of thirty- forty minutes.

I’m alive. That’s something.

Healthy food is not tasty. Junk is. Good healthy food will burn a serious hole in your pocket. Although I have no idea how healthy that food is. I wouldn’t trust a chef with that question! They lie, big time! Unless if they are talented and own the restaurant.

Were you trying to impress the chef? You have no idea what spices you’ve eaten!!! When you eat out, try to insist on healthy food that is un-spiced. Anyway, I’m not trying to influence your taste buds. Eat anything and everything. If people eat metal and survive, eat even cotton, blades and needles. Feel free to down a sword! Your call.

I have serious respect for chefs but most of them hate ordinary food. They say it tastes bland. Spices will be our downfall! Don’t get me wrong, I love spices. Like really love them.

I had no idea I could talk about such things! I think I can talk about anything!