October …

I love October. It is one hell of a month. It makes me happy for no good reason. This month is magical!!!

February is good, but Valentine ruined it. Everyone wants a piece of the cake. Such consumer capitalist agendas ruin good days. Sigh … But don't say I said that you should not buy gifts. You are joking. I won't support you. Not now, not ever!!!

Halloween is coming. Not that I’m excited. Nah!!! I just wanted you to know. I am waiting for something bigger than Halloween. I don’t even celebrate Halloween. I don’t mind it. I know some who do. I’m sad, but I don’t mind it. But if you put a rubber scorpion near me, you won’t live to tell the story!!! I’ll assume it is live. Kill it and kill you.

But maybe I won’t. Why don’t you try so that we find out. Please use a rubber scorpion for both our sakes.

That’s how much I hate scorpions. Let me use “hate” because it is “HATE” not “dislike”. Egypt terrifies me because of that. I don’t know how those people live with those hideous creatures. But, I want to see the pyramids if possible and scorpions won’t stop me. Not really. Did I mention I encountered a scorpion in High School … I nearly died of horror but it was not poisonous!!!

 In other news, I don’t fear snakes. I find them weird, but I can’t live with them. Whichever snake.

There are many holidays and the best part about a holiday is that there is no work on that day!!! Yay! It becomes an instant off.

I’m so off right now that it means nothing, but it is something I won’t ignore. When you walk a person’s shoes, I guess you get it easily. You don’t need complicated explanations.

This month makes me matter. I didn’t say I don’t matter, but this month defines my core values.

Anyway, I don’t get myself sometimes. I know I said I know myself, but that phrase is relative. Let me use a little Clinton here.   (For your sake: He said he can’t define “is”, during Lewinsky’s time) (Harder words like “Truth” would have finished him then). Maybe that’s why other people may not get my drift. It happens. I used to care deeply when I was in high school and campus doing my degree. That changed. I don’t know what happened!!!

Now, it is said I should like air. I don’t unless it is bent. That is not realistic. What do I do? I love some other element.

I hope you get my drift. Otherwise, Google it. It’s staring you in the face.

I am really struggling to write 500 words. That ends now. There is no rule to writing 500 words here. If it were, I would break it.

Apparently, I am supposed to love air. I can’t force it. Anyway, I am a mixture of two different things. Maybe a mix will be what I need. Who knows!!!

What I don’t get is why I ‘m so into water!!! Weird, huh? Maybe I also like blue a bit too much.

I’ll uninstall this spell checker. I don’t fully trust its language… or maybe I should apply the correct statement. No, I won’t uninstall it.

Now, because it is my month, I will write a post everyday just because it is October. Consider it my gift to you.