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OMG! Today I’ve had the pleasure of walking with a Muslim and a Christian. I must say the Christian sucks. No wonder women run to be married as second, third and fourth wives by Muslim men. The guy I had the pleasure of meeting is called Mohammed. Kudos Mohammed. I must say you are one real person.

Thank you for telling me you are man born of woman. Thank you for telling me you do not intend to rape me. I should have laughed but that was really something. I guess I’m used to bad people until I don’t see the good side anymore. On a lone road, its dark and you are there waiting for your friend. You  deserve a medal. Thank you for not trying to woo me. I would look at you with a look that suggests … like seriously?

Wow! I wish all people had your decency. A half-caste who is a god. You mean these people exist? I am still processing that information. I still can’t believe there are good people like you. And no I’m not changing religions. I have met Christians who are real and that is something rare these days. They made an impression on me and that cannot change. Why? You’d ask. It’s just the way it is. I’ll tell you.

And you told me that people are different. I agree. They are as varied as the palm of our hands. Word!!! You are so on point. If only your partner copied you. He’d win more souls than anyone I know.

You have talked of Job. I must say that was spot on. But I’m no Job. He’s a hero. I’m barely there. But whatever you told me was true and I couldn’t agree more.

Thank you for the support. Thank you, you did not judge me. I’ve been judged a lot for my hair. Sorry for saying this but I care less. I’m not a Muslim and thank you for not forcing me to be one. But I know I must change to be accepted by your people. I’m not changing any time soon. Well, they say Moslem (what English is this? British or American?) … whatever.

Anyway, I feel encouraged. I won’t tell you to be a Christian but I honestly love all you said. That Christian friend of yours is misusing that name. He’s not 4 real. Just trudging along with the other faithful. But who I’m I to judge? I’m a joker. I know!!! I just hope I haven’t been somebody’s downfall otherwise I’m no good too. You on the other hand are not human. You are too good to be human. Maybe I was talking to an angel and I didn’t know it.

Jesus!!! I’ve put Milo with tea. I hate that drink. Sorry, I have to go make a new one now. But I really appreciate your kindness and everything you said. It has been memorable meeting you. Now, I feel bad for saying what I said in my earlier post about your religion. I don’t agree with it but I do love what it has done to you. Forgive me please. I’m not God.