Being Female

English: Woman with navel piercing. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

You want me to excuse myself for being female? Are you kidding me? Like it was something I had to choose. What’s wrong with you? Rant and rave all you want, but please ask me about things I had a say in. Don’t just open your mouth and belittle the female Gender. I’ll tell you that you are full of s**t. And I will mean it.

I am sensational.

I can make you do things you never dreamt you could do. Yeah, you tell me you are whatever it is you say you are (I wasn’t concentrating) but try to listen to this. Most giants listened and they became giants. If you think I am a joke, ask God. He told Abraham to listen. If you have no time for reading wide, don’t expect to be sensational.

I hear people diss Kim. And you think I am judgmental. Well, maybe it’s because she says things that leave a sour taste in the mouth, but you cannot compete with her entrepreneurial skills or I’ve forgotten what I wanted to write. Yes, I am talking of a Kardashian.  I don’t agree with most of her life decisions but she’s sensational in her own ways. Everybody has something to offer. Don’t be blind to it. I like her.

I may not agree with you on very many things, but I can still like or love you. I won’t hate you. Remember, there are stronger forces than man and woman.

I Run The World

That’s why I like Beyonce. I hate most of her songs, but she’s an enigma. Understanding her is hard. I like that. Even most of the female species don’t get her enigmatic self!

I’ll Confuse You

If only women knew the power they had!!! They like to compare themselves to female animals. You are unique. That’s one reason you are prettier than the male counterpart. Animals are not, like so. The male is so pretty. Never underestimate yourself. Most kingdoms fell because of a woman. And they will continue to fall … You don’t think there are any more kingdoms? Oh! You!!!

I Can Make You Happy

You have no idea what I am capable of but honestly, you can be very happy with me. If I choose to be with you, I won’t hurt you, but don’t be an a**, I will walk away. And watch you try to piece s**t together.

I won’t pity you. It has been a downfall of so many.

I Can Walk away

I’ve seen what divorces do to homes. It’s just sad. People talk. Let them. Sometimes it’s what is left to do. I won’t tell you to hang in there. No. I’ll tell you to kick a storm that has never existed before. Don’t sell yourself short.

I Can Multitask

This may come off as cliché but it can have serious implications if used wrongly. Yeah, so many women use it in the kitchen, but give me several weapons and try to duck!!! Maybe that’s why I don’t have a favorite color. I have several.

I remember that favorite question was just hard for me. But you just had to answer something. Passwords and hints and favorite colors are terrible. An experienced hacker cannot guess my answers.

I Am Woman

There are so many qualities I want to write here, but that will just leave you in a gray area. I’ll just confuse you more. Do your thing and mind your own business.

Maybe I Should Post Ben Carson’s “ Poem” Here. Well, technically it’s someone else’s, but because he’s used it in His best seller, let me call it his. I never said I’m into poems. I don’t mind them, but I don’t care for them. Carson understands a lot. And no!!! I don’t want to be a neurosurgeon. I honestly don’t get the brain!!! But I'll read any new book you decide to publish. Trust me.

I couldn't resist. The Urge was too great ...

Phenomenal Woman

By Maya Angelou

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.

I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size   

But when I start to tell them,

They think I’m telling lies.

I say,

It’s in the reach of my arms,

The span of my hips,   

The stride of my step,   

The curl of my lips.   

I’m a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,   

That’s me.

I walk into a room

Just as cool as you please,   

And to a man,

The fellows stand or

Fall down on their knees.   

Then they swarm around me,

A hive of honey bees.   

I say,

It’s the fire in my eyes,   

And the flash of my teeth,   

The swing in my waist,   

And the joy in my feet.   

I’m a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That’s me.

Men themselves have wondered   

What they see in me.

They try so much

But they can’t touch

My inner mystery.

When I try to show them,   

They say they still can’t see.   

I say,

It’s in the arch of my back,   

The sun of my smile,

The ride of my breasts,

The grace of my style.

I’m a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That’s me.

Now you understand

Just why my head’s not bowed.   

I don’t shout or jump about

Or have to talk real loud.   

When you see me passing,

It ought to make you proud.

I say,

It’s in the click of my heels,   

The bend of my hair,   

the palm of my hand,   

The need for my care.   

’Cause I’m a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That’s me.