The "K's" and Other Alphabets ...

"K" me all you want. I happen to not mind it if you are under 18. If you are over 18, It just tells me something about you.  I mean a "K"? Really? I will first think you are impatient and can't grow up and I'm seriously boring you. Then think of you as shallow and finally not give a damn. That's just me.

Yeah, I know you don't mean potassium but I seriously don't do single alphabets. I don't speak this wierd alphabetic language. I'll never "K" you. Stick to your mates. "K" them all you want. I'm sure they don't care. Stop crossing over with that language. Grow up please. Don't age with alphabets. They won't age with you!

You know, I do use FYI. A friend of mine used it and it grew on me. I won't stop because that sentence is awkwardly long! But two alphabets? C'mon.

If you use one alphabet I'll pretend I didn't get what you said. Unless you're my close buddy. There's an exception to the rule, of course.

Seriously, keep the alphabets to yourself. I'm not a text maniac!!! And even if I was, I'd not use one alphabet. Trust me.

Anyway, I understand anybody younger than 18. Enjoy your phone. A time will come when you won't have time to text long words and you will have to if there's no universal francophone for abbreviated alphabets. But put an effort on words like OK. I can't believe I am telling you this!!!

You know, I guess an automated keyboard is not so bad but it makes typing so insanely hard!!! You get used to being handed over words until you can't do anything sensible with any machine. You need to clear your head and tell yourself that "This is no phone!!!"

But "K" is hilarious! And if you K me, I will Z you. Find a compound for that!!!