The Moon and the Crazy

Now, what to say …

Yeah … I have always wanted to write about this. How I am doing it now beats me. Better late than never (I don’t believe a word of this proverb in this case. It applies elsewhere not here. I choose to believe it someplace else). First, why late? I am not late. Don’t say I am late. That would be crazy! I believe in timing. Never waste it. Timing is opportunity. And, we all know about opportunities.

Nobody has ever gone to the moon. The textbooks lie. Unless we are talking of a moon that exists here on earth, which also sounds insane. If humans landed on the moon, I might as well be a witch!
Anyway, it is insane. I’m sure “moon” is something not on earth. A quick tip: Lunatics lack some of the moon’s rays. Please move on, don’t ask me how!  I also marvel at this strangeness.

I think strange is the in thing. There are things you cannot explain even if you want to. Strange phenomena…

If someone once went to the moon, why are there no more trips to the moon? Imagine, people buy this hogwash line, hook and sinker! I think liars will have to do better with me. After the Harvard lie, I don’t trust anything without proof. Unless, it is faith, it is not trustworthy. Faith deserves a post by itself. I also find it hard to trust even myself. I shock myself so much that I have to re-earn my trust!

Yeah, we hear of Mars only. India has landed its maiden flight on Mars. US have landed several. Russia, I have no idea but they have rockets in space. I have no idea whether these are rockets or space shuttles. I honestly care less. Space has never put food on my table. Space has never clothed me. Space has never done anything relevant in my life. Why should I worry about space things? I never want to be an astronaut but I do want to be a space tourist. If I die there, I died doing something I love so bring it on.

By the way, that shuttle didn’t go with Armstrong alone. There were other guys (two, I think) who also got photo shoots! I can’t remember their names. They don’t star here like Armstrong. Why, I don’t know! This is another Tesla, Edison storm that has been downplayed for far too long.

Disclaimer: This article is going to make someone believe that science is a bunch of lies. Let me take this opportunity to tell that someone to use his or her logic. Not everything is a lie. Look around you.

The end of the Disclaimer…

Going to the moon is a once in a lifetime adventure. It is also a fantasy at this stage. Maybe, it will be possible in the near future. If you do not mind dying, go to the moon during this period of fantasy. It is also a terrible idea considering the cosmic rays that space suits can’t handle. Yeah, there is a difference between the space environment and the moon environment. If you don’t believe me, ask astronaut scientists and other people who study the extraterrestrial world. If it actually happened, even the controllers of the rocket that landed there would have been in the photo. A photo fail detected. Someone beep out loud.

No offense to Armstrong but we know he went to Area 51, got a few pictures and fooled the world. He actually got paid to do so. This world just amazes me! You just have to be in the right place and at the right moment. He did put his name on the line so I guess payment was in order. For the doubting Thomas’s, I am in the process of discrediting it.
For those who do not know, Area 51 is the Alien world of America. You know, most UFOs are cited there. The photos being done there are quite brilliant. You want evidence? The moon pictures and video were believable. Today, the picture would be so clear!  Not many people know about area 51. Let me enlighten you so that you don't say you didn't know.

But, I know saucers have been seen elsewhere. I believe these tales. No, I am not scared. Who said aliens are harmful? That’s just a ruse.

It goes without saying that no one is flawless. There is that thing that will always paint you scarlet. Only God is without blemish. The rest of us are just trying. Trying is good. It makes you go above the rest who are not doing anything. Whether they laugh or not, it should not be a big deal. Human beings laugh at the most mundane things. You shouldn’t care.

They laughed at Gandhi. They will laugh at you. It is their nature and it should not bother you if your stand by your conviction. FYI, Gandhi is also called Mohandas Karamchand! Christ!

By the way, nothing great comes without a price. You decide whether you will pay the price. If not, either way, you will pay the price for bondage or for freedom. The choice is yours.

So, whether you agree with this information, bondage or freedom may be yours forever. What do you want?

Let me leave you holding your ribs:

(Let’s assume the moon has a monster. Astronauts land their rocket on the moon. The monster notices.)

Moon Monster: Yum, canned people!