Heaven and Hell

Since I am about to say something contentious, let me take this opportunity early in advance to absolve myself of any wrong doing. Understand that humans will always be humans…

Now, after knowing that whatever you may think or have as evidence is not admissible anywhere (leave alone a court of law), let us jump right into insanity and forget reality for once. At least the reality we know. And no, I never said these two places do not exist. I’d rather find out they don’t exist than to find out they do and I was just being an ignoramus. Take it like electricity. It does exist but try explaining that to a layman. I tell you, charges aside, you will sweat!

There are some things that are just too complex to explain. In fact, when a question is posed about such matters, the answer is usually inconclusive. Sometimes, the answer is just bad. I mean, shallow.

So, hell;

I don't respond very well to threats. I find them stupid. I won't threaten you. Just point out a few things.

Somebody once told me that hell would be a lot of fun. Personally, I’d like to believe something else, not fun. Anyway, fun is relative.

Imagine the disaster management team there and the firefighters! There will be teams to deal with the fire and manage widespread disaster.
Let me spoil your humor. Apparently, water used to bubble up the earth and water the earth. Scientists were told it would rain. I'm sure they took this info like a joke. Tell me, where on earth does water bubble up the earth to water it? Shock! It rains!

Apparently, these people have the know how of what lies in hell. What this person forgot is that there are no equipments! Maybe he meant it as a joke.There is unity otherwise the demons would have started a very serious war with each other! So, I guess teams will enjoy togetherness.

A famous comedian once enacted hell. He said he’s the Devil and that lawyers and pillagers should form a line. Of course, he mentioned murderers and other wrong doers. Let me not buzz kill it for you. Look for it on YouTube. You cannot miss it. Just search hell comic on YouTube.

I don’t get why people hate lawyers that much. They may squander your cash but, you don’t stand a chance in court without one. Admit it, those people are bright. They know the law. You don’t. Unless you did your bar exam and passed and got licensed and you do not want to be a lawyer.

But, all professions like to look down on each other. I got used to that a long time ago, and I really don’t care about things that don’t interest me. That does not mean you can do without the professions being looked down upon. Love them or hate them, they are here to stay. I think where they end up is none of your business. Stop meddling.

I believe the trick is to let people be. Lawyers have a special place in hell because someone said so. His word is not law. It can be ignored. Imagine your profession killing you in the end. So why was the calling there in the first place? Can someone explain that to me because I honestly don’t get it.

I know ambulance chasers give the rest of the lawyers a bad name but every profession has greedy people. Why pick on lawyers?

It is like greed is the order of the day for some people. Such greed is sickening! Nowadays, people have gone completely berserk over money.

That reminds me of someone. He’ll beat up a tout because of an eighth of a dollar!

I couldn’t understand it. Touts without dreams don’t go very far. If you see one who steals your hard earned money, let him keep it if you can. Chances are that he’ll be robbed too. Probably beaten to an inch of his life. Let him have the last moments with your money. He needs it. Seriously.

Yeah, you’ll feel bad but let it go. The one who robbed you has no idea of what is in store!

Anyway, I got answered. Apparently, the beater feels that (ameonyeshwa madharau )(Translation:he’s been (How do I translate this?) shown contempt)I actually had to use Google translate. That one was hard.

Unfortunately, the drama keeps unfolding in different scenarios but, there are no gains only one ego comes out feeling better and the other one battered.

Oh, he does get his exact change in the end (If you have to beat someone for measly coins, that does not count as a gain) and goes home feeling like he’s the man amidst blood-stained clothing. I pity whoever gets to do the laundry!

If I can only be there to enjoy the show! And, the guy will not take your money even if you give him a dollar to calm down! He wants blood when he wants it. Dangerous type if you ask me!

No wonder people shoot each other in traffic jams! Very petty nonsense! If you follow such proceedings, you will discover that the root cause was something very small that angered someone who decided that a gun could solve all his or her problems! I’ve never seen such a bad idea! I doubt one other exists that surpasses that one!

 I am sure that hell has a place for such greed. Even the commonest of people have bad seeds in them and they deserve hell fire! So don’t pick on people’s profession. If you don’t like them, don’t use them. Someone will, eventually.

I think the fire that will be lit there will baffle even the very best firefighter and disaster manager. Feet will scamper! Unfortunately, head to bigger fire without knowing it! Shudder!

Anyway, that’s just me. I have no idea what you are thinking.

Heaven;

I don’t want to sound skeptical but I hear this place is the opposite of hell. No profession will be needed here. I mean, professions are for earth. Who needs representation there? Who needs medical care there? Who needs anything that is not already thought of there?

I want a corner of heaven. Just a corner. No one has to know me. No one has to bother with me.

That place sounds better than anything I’ve heard of. It doesn’t look like a lie. I know a lie when I see one.

Sometimes, I may look insane to you. Maybe, I am. And guess what? I like it.

Letting it go, does not mean you are stupid. Maybe you are planning a very serious retaliation. Who knows?

By the way, forgiving looks plain to the eyesight but it is a fierce revenge in itself. Actually, nothing can compare to this …

Like in the case of a cheater. Forgive him or her. It will eat at them slowly. You will feel wasted but, that person will regret his or her action for life. You will reap in plenty for your pain. Let him or her keep the side dish but, walk away if you can. In this era of incurable STI’s, worry, pain and many other vices, it is best to let that person go. You will be happier.

Forgiving does not mean you put up with crap you can do without. You are not a puppet. Let go and forgive. Be free.

Let disaster management teams’ deal with their disasters in hell. I mean, why trade serenity with disaster? No way!

Unfortunately, there is no known way to get there. You just have to have faith.

If you have no idea what faith is, my friend, you are just lost.

Repent!