The Bermuda Triangle: A Passage to a Better World?

Now, someone will dive in Bermuda because he or she believes that a better world waits there. Well, good luck to you. I’d rather the devil I know. The rest of that saying went with the birds. The devil here is this Godforsaken earth.

I understand that nobody comes out alive when they encounter The Bermuda Triangle. Well, I don’t doubt it because where I live, water flows uphill.

Yeah, physics dictates blah blah… but guess what, there are exceptions to the rule. A photo can’t convince you that I am not pulling your leg, but I will upload a photo anyway. If you want proof, pay the place a visit.  This is domestic tourism at its best. By the way, this point of insanity exists in a very dangerous area on the road. You can easily become something else, as you watch. For example, toast. But, drivers have been warned to go slow when they reach this place. If you meet a lunatic driving past the speed limit, too bad. I guess it is just bad luck.

Let me not pique your curiosity. You might just decide to visit. I am not into advertising anything.

You can also watch videos on YouTube if you are into videos. I will give you the video link.

The video link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRvjm6Wncw0

By the way, if you put a car in a free gear when going uphill, you can almost fly. This is so beautiful! Space pales in comparison. I told you unique things are just the best. Mediocre things are so mediocre, no one cares. Stranger than fiction cannot be mediocre in any way.

Try a free gear when going downhill! A lorry full of stuff is really fast on the slow lane. It is like fighting gravity. You just can’t win!

This county is joking. Who is responsible for domestic and international tourism? He or she is sleeping on the job. We (I have no idea who “we” is supposed to mean) are losing revenue. If I saw that revenue, I’d say “we” without blinking. The country is losing revenue. I am part of this country. Yes. I just can’t explain what revenue really does. I have started seeing development with this Governor. Maybe he has plans for this spot. Actually, it is most likely. He’s a sharp man unlike the Senator. I guess there are two sides to a coin. You just have to take the good with the bad.

I understand there is a cave in the Menengai crater with such phenomena. I am so excited. I must visit this place. The Menengai crater is also in Kenya. Nakuru County to be precise. I should pack my camping gear. This place reeks of adventure.

If you still doubt, why not experiment on Bermuda triangle? You are going to be part of the proof because I am not jumping there soon. Although, I am so curious! Hurry up jumping. You are my hero. I could have tied a camera on your torso or whatever body part that gets to be dipped in those murky waters but, I understand electromagnetic waves don’t work in the Bermuda Triangle. So, a camera is useless. That is why geographical channels have nothing to show on the Bermuda Triangle.

I think there are places in this world that are out of this world! Funny, we don’t have a discipline dedicated to places like Bermuda. If such disciplines exist, I am sure they are more theoretical than practical.

People try to blame Methane Hydrates but I say, accept it. The place has paranormal activity that cannot be methane-induced. So, what of planes? And cameras? Jesus! Are you listening to yourself?

I understand planes chart their way across the skies while avoiding the Bermuda Triangle. Ships also don’t go there. So, you and your little joke of a vessel would rather follow the rest of the bigger vessels. Oh! It is a yacht! Good luck to your yacht. Good luck to you too. You will need it, trust me.

Other than good luck, you will need to be drunk for this job. In this way, you might actually have nothing to lose. If you go sober, make sure you have the nerves of steel. Go knowing you may not come back. Actually, the probability of not coming back is 99% guaranteed. Get life assurance before you take a leap into those uncertain depths. Your kids need it. If you tell the insurance companies about your little trip, they will not insure you. If you doubt it, try it.

So, for the faith-filled souls that believe Bermuda is a passage to a better world. Why not love us enough to tell us what lies beyond those waters? I mean, people have cheated death. I am sure the Bermuda Triangle can do with such daring souls!  I think keeping information on the Bermuda Triangle is just mean.

For those who study extraterrestrial stuff, you haven’t exhausted the planet earth. We need answers on the Bermuda Triangle! Our curiosity got piqued a long time ago and we want to relax now. Help us.

I have a few questions: What lies there? What happens when you dive there? Are there rocks at the bottom that kill you? Is there a secret passage to another world? Can humans survive in that new world if it is really there? Where did you get your steely nerves? I want in.

No wonder the Bermuda Triangle is called the Devil’s triangle!

It really reeks of the devil!
Of course the Government will deny. They say it is a mystery that has been exaggerated. Deny, deny, deny is their motto when it comes to stranger than fiction tales. Try explaining the water defying gravity!

The Moon and the Crazy

Now, what to say …

Yeah … I have always wanted to write about this. How I am doing it now beats me. Better late than never (I don’t believe a word of this proverb in this case. It applies elsewhere not here. I choose to believe it someplace else). First, why late? I am not late. Don’t say I am late. That would be crazy! I believe in timing. Never waste it. Timing is opportunity. And, we all know about opportunities.

Nobody has ever gone to the moon. The textbooks lie. Unless we are talking of a moon that exists here on earth, which also sounds insane. If humans landed on the moon, I might as well be a witch!
Anyway, it is insane. I’m sure “moon” is something not on earth. A quick tip: Lunatics lack some of the moon’s rays. Please move on, don’t ask me how!  I also marvel at this strangeness.

I think strange is the in thing. There are things you cannot explain even if you want to. Strange phenomena…

If someone once went to the moon, why are there no more trips to the moon? Imagine, people buy this hogwash line, hook and sinker! I think liars will have to do better with me. After the Harvard lie, I don’t trust anything without proof. Unless, it is faith, it is not trustworthy. Faith deserves a post by itself. I also find it hard to trust even myself. I shock myself so much that I have to re-earn my trust!

Yeah, we hear of Mars only. India has landed its maiden flight on Mars. US have landed several. Russia, I have no idea but they have rockets in space. I have no idea whether these are rockets or space shuttles. I honestly care less. Space has never put food on my table. Space has never clothed me. Space has never done anything relevant in my life. Why should I worry about space things? I never want to be an astronaut but I do want to be a space tourist. If I die there, I died doing something I love so bring it on.

By the way, that shuttle didn’t go with Armstrong alone. There were other guys (two, I think) who also got photo shoots! I can’t remember their names. They don’t star here like Armstrong. Why, I don’t know! This is another Tesla, Edison storm that has been downplayed for far too long.

Disclaimer: This article is going to make someone believe that science is a bunch of lies. Let me take this opportunity to tell that someone to use his or her logic. Not everything is a lie. Look around you.

The end of the Disclaimer…

Going to the moon is a once in a lifetime adventure. It is also a fantasy at this stage. Maybe, it will be possible in the near future. If you do not mind dying, go to the moon during this period of fantasy. It is also a terrible idea considering the cosmic rays that space suits can’t handle. Yeah, there is a difference between the space environment and the moon environment. If you don’t believe me, ask astronaut scientists and other people who study the extraterrestrial world. If it actually happened, even the controllers of the rocket that landed there would have been in the photo. A photo fail detected. Someone beep out loud.

No offense to Armstrong but we know he went to Area 51, got a few pictures and fooled the world. He actually got paid to do so. This world just amazes me! You just have to be in the right place and at the right moment. He did put his name on the line so I guess payment was in order. For the doubting Thomas’s, I am in the process of discrediting it.
For those who do not know, Area 51 is the Alien world of America. You know, most UFOs are cited there. The photos being done there are quite brilliant. You want evidence? The moon pictures and video were believable. Today, the picture would be so clear!  Not many people know about area 51. Let me enlighten you so that you don't say you didn't know.

But, I know saucers have been seen elsewhere. I believe these tales. No, I am not scared. Who said aliens are harmful? That’s just a ruse.

It goes without saying that no one is flawless. There is that thing that will always paint you scarlet. Only God is without blemish. The rest of us are just trying. Trying is good. It makes you go above the rest who are not doing anything. Whether they laugh or not, it should not be a big deal. Human beings laugh at the most mundane things. You shouldn’t care.

They laughed at Gandhi. They will laugh at you. It is their nature and it should not bother you if your stand by your conviction. FYI, Gandhi is also called Mohandas Karamchand! Christ!

By the way, nothing great comes without a price. You decide whether you will pay the price. If not, either way, you will pay the price for bondage or for freedom. The choice is yours.

So, whether you agree with this information, bondage or freedom may be yours forever. What do you want?

Let me leave you holding your ribs:

(Let’s assume the moon has a monster. Astronauts land their rocket on the moon. The monster notices.)

Moon Monster: Yum, canned people!

The Beggar Who Arrived in Style …

This was a newspaper headline in US. I want to cry because my people die like fleas whereas their money is being squandered by politicians and their impossible lifestyles. I want to laugh at this insane frivolity. I can’t laugh and cry at the same time. I am not crazy. I may cry later or not. But, most likely, I won’t cry.

I call that lifestyle impossible because the people in question cannot sustain it unless they become corrupt. Money can really corrupt. Most people let money be the boss instead of being the boss over money.

Yeah, there are police officers who are billionaires (of course, not in dollars. This information will suck the life out of someone) in this country. It is one story to explain your gains legally. You got your gains in business and you can explain how? Okay. It is another story to guess. You have no idea how you became rich? Is this a joke?

People die every day. Some die because they went hungry. You prevented that food from reaching them and now you are rich. My friend, curses will make you wish you left that money alone. You are a dead man walking.

But carry on if you do not feel tormented. After all we can’t be all good. No way! I just hope to never meet you in this life or the next!

Here is what happened:

Kenya happens to get struck with hunger issues. To be honest, I am barely affected by this because I live elsewhere away from hunger but I do worry about the hunger struck. Okay, worry is a strong word. It hits me that things are spiraling out of “control”. It is a sad affair. It is also very wrong. People die of hunger in large numbers. I am not asking you to intervene. Only God can do something. Nothing short of a miracle will do. Let the affected people come up with self-sustaining strategies. On this note, Red Cross, I love your “Boma” Idea.

 I tell you, if you can hire a room for a month in Boma, you have paper, my friend.

You cannot help anyone by giving him a fish every day. Instead, teach him how to fish.

If the lake, river or whatever is far, death cannot be very far!

Anyway, apply this tip as per where you are. There are people who take it literally. If you are far from a lake, use your brain. Why are you afraid to think?

To the Red Cross haters, feed those people every day with three meals a day, we see how far you are going to go.

Now, let me say something about hunger and politicians.

Our politicians are greedy. Very greedy. They would rather spend the taxpayer’s money buying jets for themselves than solve starvation problems. Yeah, I wonder what they go to discuss in boardrooms. I am guessing they talk of how to further sink this country into debt! Maybe they just play cards. Who knows?

Of course debt will always be there if a country keeps asking for food! You know, it is a shame for an agricultural country to ask for food. I mean, Israel is a desert and they import soil and plant food. Hell, they export the food too! One word; stunning!

No country in the world can outdo Israel. Even the agricultural states pale in comparison.  

Lord, have mercy on us! Because we simply cannot compare with Israel! These people just amaze! You know, where God is, good things are abundant. Look around you, you can tell.

I know everyone has problems of their own but you can look at some problems and know that the management has issues! The management here is the politicians. They manage this country. Somehow!

Okay, they claim to manage this country but they don’t do squat. If that is the definition of being a sophisticated leader, I do not want to be a politician.

Disclaimer:

Not all politicians are bad but the rest (they are many in number) have created such a bad name for them that it is normal to call politicians, terrible people.

That winds up the disclaimer. Don’t overdo disclaiming!

On matters of death, our politicians have become so immune to it that when people die of hunger, they marvel. They do not understand how anybody can die of hunger! The shock registered on their faces is not because they care. It is because they can’t wrap their brains around what just happened.

I am not saying that dying of hunger is okay. But, I guess people are different. You do not expect me to be someone else. I can’t be. How now? I am merely saying that the hungry need feeding. This is a gaping failure at politicians. But, they have so many failures that this is just a drop in the ocean.  This is not okay.

Here is really what happened:

Once upon a time, the then president of Kenya hired a concord to bring maize/corn to the country. Yeah, you read that right. He hired a concord. Of course, it is always taxpayers’ money that does things like hiring high-end planes.

He tried. I know politicians who can buy Concords that are rarely used by maize/corn. By the way, nobody uses them, ever! They are just sold at auctions because they have no use. Oh! People are still starving. That hasn’t changed.

Thank God, those airplanes are no longer in production.

It surprises me when people complain about the successor’s style. Guess what; maybe you’d do a shoddy job if you were in his shoes. He was frugal to the point of making some countries complain that they are getting squat. I think this was a great move. You have to know who’s for you and who’s just a parasite.

Sometimes, the parasite you thought was a parasite needed you to help out then they’d remember you when they were able. But, sometimes, parasites are just parasites. They need you to survive. Cutting them off is a great idea. You may look bad but so what?

Given the history of this country, parasites are many. One just has to be careful. Any strings and your country will be dead soon enough.

The successor had his faults like anyone else (who said that your leader needs to be perfect?) but up until now, the changes he pioneered are still echoing in this country. He was a Godsend. People needed to be jostled from their self-induced sleep.

Anyway, Concords!

Now my question is: How do you hire a concord to fetch something you begged for? You must be a lunatic. Man, you need to get your priorities in order!

But, given the bad history, the actions will always tell you that this person was a joke!

Never complain if you are called a beggar arriving in style. I mean, how do you beg and then show up in a concord? What is wrong with you?

Anyway, the headline was talking about another time when this former Excellency visited the country he borrowed from, in a concord! Christ!

Heaven and Hell

Since I am about to say something contentious, let me take this opportunity early in advance to absolve myself of any wrong doing. Understand that humans will always be humans…

Now, after knowing that whatever you may think or have as evidence is not admissible anywhere (leave alone a court of law), let us jump right into insanity and forget reality for once. At least the reality we know. And no, I never said these two places do not exist. I’d rather find out they don’t exist than to find out they do and I was just being an ignoramus. Take it like electricity. It does exist but try explaining that to a layman. I tell you, charges aside, you will sweat!

There are some things that are just too complex to explain. In fact, when a question is posed about such matters, the answer is usually inconclusive. Sometimes, the answer is just bad. I mean, shallow.

So, hell;

I don't respond very well to threats. I find them stupid. I won't threaten you. Just point out a few things.

Somebody once told me that hell would be a lot of fun. Personally, I’d like to believe something else, not fun. Anyway, fun is relative.

Imagine the disaster management team there and the firefighters! There will be teams to deal with the fire and manage widespread disaster.
Let me spoil your humor. Apparently, water used to bubble up the earth and water the earth. Scientists were told it would rain. I'm sure they took this info like a joke. Tell me, where on earth does water bubble up the earth to water it? Shock! It rains!

Apparently, these people have the know how of what lies in hell. What this person forgot is that there are no equipments! Maybe he meant it as a joke.There is unity otherwise the demons would have started a very serious war with each other! So, I guess teams will enjoy togetherness.

A famous comedian once enacted hell. He said he’s the Devil and that lawyers and pillagers should form a line. Of course, he mentioned murderers and other wrong doers. Let me not buzz kill it for you. Look for it on YouTube. You cannot miss it. Just search hell comic on YouTube.

I don’t get why people hate lawyers that much. They may squander your cash but, you don’t stand a chance in court without one. Admit it, those people are bright. They know the law. You don’t. Unless you did your bar exam and passed and got licensed and you do not want to be a lawyer.

But, all professions like to look down on each other. I got used to that a long time ago, and I really don’t care about things that don’t interest me. That does not mean you can do without the professions being looked down upon. Love them or hate them, they are here to stay. I think where they end up is none of your business. Stop meddling.

I believe the trick is to let people be. Lawyers have a special place in hell because someone said so. His word is not law. It can be ignored. Imagine your profession killing you in the end. So why was the calling there in the first place? Can someone explain that to me because I honestly don’t get it.

I know ambulance chasers give the rest of the lawyers a bad name but every profession has greedy people. Why pick on lawyers?

It is like greed is the order of the day for some people. Such greed is sickening! Nowadays, people have gone completely berserk over money.

That reminds me of someone. He’ll beat up a tout because of an eighth of a dollar!

I couldn’t understand it. Touts without dreams don’t go very far. If you see one who steals your hard earned money, let him keep it if you can. Chances are that he’ll be robbed too. Probably beaten to an inch of his life. Let him have the last moments with your money. He needs it. Seriously.

Yeah, you’ll feel bad but let it go. The one who robbed you has no idea of what is in store!

Anyway, I got answered. Apparently, the beater feels that (ameonyeshwa madharau )(Translation:he’s been (How do I translate this?) shown contempt)I actually had to use Google translate. That one was hard.

Unfortunately, the drama keeps unfolding in different scenarios but, there are no gains only one ego comes out feeling better and the other one battered.

Oh, he does get his exact change in the end (If you have to beat someone for measly coins, that does not count as a gain) and goes home feeling like he’s the man amidst blood-stained clothing. I pity whoever gets to do the laundry!

If I can only be there to enjoy the show! And, the guy will not take your money even if you give him a dollar to calm down! He wants blood when he wants it. Dangerous type if you ask me!

No wonder people shoot each other in traffic jams! Very petty nonsense! If you follow such proceedings, you will discover that the root cause was something very small that angered someone who decided that a gun could solve all his or her problems! I’ve never seen such a bad idea! I doubt one other exists that surpasses that one!

 I am sure that hell has a place for such greed. Even the commonest of people have bad seeds in them and they deserve hell fire! So don’t pick on people’s profession. If you don’t like them, don’t use them. Someone will, eventually.

I think the fire that will be lit there will baffle even the very best firefighter and disaster manager. Feet will scamper! Unfortunately, head to bigger fire without knowing it! Shudder!

Anyway, that’s just me. I have no idea what you are thinking.

Heaven;

I don’t want to sound skeptical but I hear this place is the opposite of hell. No profession will be needed here. I mean, professions are for earth. Who needs representation there? Who needs medical care there? Who needs anything that is not already thought of there?

I want a corner of heaven. Just a corner. No one has to know me. No one has to bother with me.

That place sounds better than anything I’ve heard of. It doesn’t look like a lie. I know a lie when I see one.

Sometimes, I may look insane to you. Maybe, I am. And guess what? I like it.

Letting it go, does not mean you are stupid. Maybe you are planning a very serious retaliation. Who knows?

By the way, forgiving looks plain to the eyesight but it is a fierce revenge in itself. Actually, nothing can compare to this …

Like in the case of a cheater. Forgive him or her. It will eat at them slowly. You will feel wasted but, that person will regret his or her action for life. You will reap in plenty for your pain. Let him or her keep the side dish but, walk away if you can. In this era of incurable STI’s, worry, pain and many other vices, it is best to let that person go. You will be happier.

Forgiving does not mean you put up with crap you can do without. You are not a puppet. Let go and forgive. Be free.

Let disaster management teams’ deal with their disasters in hell. I mean, why trade serenity with disaster? No way!

Unfortunately, there is no known way to get there. You just have to have faith.

If you have no idea what faith is, my friend, you are just lost.

Repent!