Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Nowadays I Just Swallow My Words …



It feels like I’m in a cocoon of some sort. But I’ll get used to it. Bottling up hurtful words is no joke!!! Why did I let those words grow on me in the first place? I don’t like to cuss. But I care about your feelings so I won’t hurt them. Relax, my friend.
Oh, and about that Kenyan Video Vixen, forget it. She can do whatever she wants with her things. The truth is it’s her life and I have no business whatsoever in giving my very loud opinions. Oh no! I’m not taking back what I wrote because I believe in it but please don’t follow me. I want to smile but all my blogging time will be wasted on smiling. And any post I published about a particular person is now DE-published!!! Well’ I’m not pulling them down yet (don’t wait for reasons) but don’t borrow that posted advice. It worked for me because of my situation and then I was so into judging. If that’s who you are, be my guest but don’t say you weren’t warned. Now, do whatever makes you tick; it’s your life … Too bad, I wish I were truly sorry. I will apologize in person, but right now, you can’t touch this…
Faith is real. I am experiencing it right now. Why am I saying this? I’ve just encountered something similar after naturopathy, acupuncture, pyhsio, gym and whatever crap docs told me to do… How do these sages make it? I’m still wondering… But imagine the stuff works…
Oh God!!! Get a dictionary for God’s sake! Stop asking me obvious questions …
I hate the gym… It’s so tiring, God!!! I love shortcuts. And those men who think I love them ABS can shove those bad thoughts somewhere I don’t want to mention. I do like your ABS but I’m not going to sleep with you because you have ABS. No! You should see my gym instructor’s ABS!!! Big ABS and nothing in your pants is a Hell No!!! Don’t ever talk to me if you lack seven inches and above in your pants… You are wasting my precious time. There are so many women!!! Why me? Who told you I need small things for making babies? And the next few years are mine to handle? No, I don’t think so.
There are women who will take anything. Sorry, I have high standards.
And no!!! This is not about you. People tend to think stories are about them. Not really!!! Oh! I just hurt you, God!!! I’m so sorry … I didn’t mean that.
Okay, I meant it alright and I’m not sorry. God!!! Grow up!!! I don’t kiss ***. Not really.
Blogging is fun!!! Why didn’t I start early?
Now, sharks!!! I’m so afraid of deep sea diving. I’m obsessed with water, but this diving business is making me shudder! Now, who’s gonna dive with sharks? Seriously, I don’t work FOR NATGEO I think I’ll pass. I’ll dive in the protected marine park. Ocean business is strictly professional and thank God I’m not one, a professional. Hehehe… Talk about a lifeline…. And pictures are a must!!!
This brings me to selfies. Like seriously … never wait for me to take a picture of me and post it online…
One: I don’t sell clothes I wear. It’s totally okay if you do.
Two: The APA said selfies is a disease of some sort. Well, groundies here I come. You doubt my words? And yet you use APA for for referencing. The selfie disease has not infected me. I doubt if it will… I’ll get you the link because you doubt me. Let me get it now.
Here: adobochronicles.com
You can also Google … APA on Selfies …
You call me a hater. No, I’m not. I’m just trying to make you understand situations, but calling me a hater doesn’t hurt me. I stand for what I believe is right. If I’m wrong, correct me, but make sure you have a sound basis not something you read somewhere.
You know blogging does not necessarily make what I’m saying to be true for everyone. I’ve read blogs on the internet and while the pieces are flawless, I may not follow your advice. Most of it is done just to blog.
In other news: I don’t chat via FaceBook inbox. I tried it once and with bad results. If my chat is on for you,  Good. Try emailing. Maybe I’ll listen to you. If you don’t have my number, it means I don’t need you yet in my life.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

The Joy of Life…

Thermophiles produce some of the bright colors...
Thermophiles produce some of the bright colors of Grand Prismatic Spring, Yellowstone National Park (Photo credit: Wikipedia)


I guess after the worst attack of a disease, comes life in full force. Thank God it’s not Ebola… (I am laughing so loud)
Don’t worry fellas, I was in a similar quagmire and came out just fine. Ok… a bad disease, believe me. I am still going for acupuncture so yeah… it was bad!!!
I remember I didn’t care about how I looked when I was sick, but now it matters a lot. And you need people to stand by you when you are going through hell. Because then you care less. You are carefree and can even put on pajamas for the doc!
Someone who pretends to stand by you with Godly words and yet he or she is aloof is not worthy of you or your company in the end. I’ve realized that people forget you will get well. They do not want association of any kind, but that’s stupid. And human too… but excusable for the neighbors and other far relations not close persons.
God! These people want me to be nicer… to stop the abusive words and try to be nice so that they pay me for my blog. I really don’t feel like being nice to anybody, but the check sounds so good. Whatever !!! Keep your mullah. This blog is personal.  I can almost imagine all the shopping I was about to do especially online. I rarely have time to browse offline stores. Either I’m too lazy or I don’t like their outfits because they are so cliché. God!
I have taste! That I know and my taste comes at a cost. Seriously, I’d rather have 3 blazers that I won’t see elsewhere than common things. But there are a few exceptions to the rule… of course… like cars… too bad blogging gives you a “J” when you need a smiley face and I really don’t feel like Googling anything right now…

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
~ George Bernard Shaw

On that note, I’ve been on YouTube and I’m scared. Terrified is more like it! What world do we live in? The satanic things and illuminati non-sense better be that, non-sense!
I cannot imagine my favorite artists being crucified because of Satanism. I love them to death and I won’t stop because of some stupid video. I love the music and it makes me be me…
But let me reserve some benefit of the doubt for that…
Now. Robin Williams… suicide? Oh! This is bad! But no, I won’t try to joke here… knowing the way I was in love with Mrs. Doubtfire … sigh …
Shit happens!
Have you ever noticed that there’s nobody who's going to tell you that a group of enemies told him that… blah… blah… It’s always a group of friends… So be careful of those you call your friends. They can influence you in a bad way. I know this for a fact. But, how? Well,  a certain French boy thought he could fly after popping some ecstasy pills. And the friends encouraged the flying and now he’s dead!
Hehehe… beware of friends!!! This line makes me laugh, but it’s so true… Jesus! If you only see what corrections I’m getting from the Ms-Word application because of the first one word of laughter!
On another note, Injera is not just a name!!! God! I thought Collins Injera was one of our heroes… Injera is Ethiopian food!!! And tourists love the strangest Kenyan food!!!